From Why Is Daddy In a Dress? to Everyone Poops when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest kid’s books you can actually buy online!
I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan
My Parents Open Carry by Brian Jeffs
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho
The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka
Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus by Tjibbe Veldkamp
My First Cavity Search by David Blanchard
F**k You Sun by Matt Cole
Mommy, Why Is There a Server in the House? by Tom O’Connor
The Night Dad Went To Jail by Melissa Higgins
Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm by Nicholas Allan
Do You Want To Play With My Balls? by The Cifaldi Brothers
The House That Crack Built by Clark Taylor
If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open? by Lorraine Peterson
Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
The Mystery of the Midget Clown by Ann Bradfor
The Long Journey of Mister Poop by Angèle Delaunois
Llama Destroys The World by Jonathan Stutzman
I’d Really Like To Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio
Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs by Sylvia Scott Gibson
Why Is Daddy in a Dress? by Amanda McCall
They forgot the obvious:
“Why is Biden always high?”
it did not make it to the market. The previous two-pager book “When Trump told the truth” did not sell well.
Must have been a large font size to fill two pages.
My mommies take me to the public library for he/she reading hour and these are our favs.
Americans are weird and disturbed.
Trolls, trolls everywhere!
Open Carry Mom and Dad look like they are siblings too.
alabama
That alligator one is required reading at Disney World now…
savage
my kids love that one!
Furnishing Your Safe Space with Coloring Books
“Mommy.. why are all the vaccinated people getting Covid?” My fav
“Mommy, why are the unvaccinated dying when a stab would have saved most of them?”
You mean jab or sting. Stabbing is what the unvaccinated do to terrorize medical workers and normal people.
Someone having been vaccinated doesn’t mean they are immune to the virus infection. They can get easily infected. The thing is that their symptoms are generally milder and it’s very unlikely they will die. Please educate yourself from medical professionals and don’t be like those thickheads who deny science.
It would have been correct if you hadn’t tried to sneak the word “easily” into it. Vaccination reduces the risk of infection even with omicron. Omicron is just f…ing super infectious.
There’s also a popular audio version of “Go the F*ck to Sleep” read by actor Samuel L. Jackson. That version is easily available–at no charge–on YouTube.
Where Willy Went is a modern classic. It is quite popular in the UK.
Well, America was your colony. And you lunatics wanted Brexit. Makes sense.
„Go the f*ck to sleep“ was ready Samuel L. Jackson for an audiobook. Google it. It is awesome. 👍
Mommy.. how could Daddy die if he got all those shots..
Mommy… why did daddy die if a should could have saved him?
Any child oriented transgender, gay etc book is by default atrocious and stupid