Weirdest Kid’s Books You Can Find On Amazon

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From Why Is Daddy In a Dress? to Everyone Poops when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest kid’s books you can actually buy online!

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I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan

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My Parents Open Carry by Brian Jeffs

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The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho

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The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka

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Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus by Tjibbe Veldkamp

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My First Cavity Search by David Blanchard

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F**k You Sun by Matt Cole

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Mommy, Why Is There a Server in the House? by Tom O’Connor

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The Night Dad Went To Jail by Melissa Higgins

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Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm by Nicholas Allan

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Do You Want To Play With My Balls? by The Cifaldi Brothers

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The House That Crack Built by Clark Taylor

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If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open? by Lorraine Peterson

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Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

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Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi

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The Mystery of the Midget Clown by Ann Bradfor

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The Long Journey of Mister Poop by Angèle Delaunois

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Llama Destroys The World by Jonathan Stutzman

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I’d Really Like To Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio

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Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs by Sylvia Scott Gibson

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Why Is Daddy in a Dress? by Amanda McCall

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  1. Satan Claus January 4, 2022

    They forgot the obvious:
    “Why is Biden always high?”

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    • it did not make it to the market. The previous two-pager book “When Trump told the truth” did not sell well.

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    • Must have been a large font size to fill two pages.

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  2. Lil' Stevie January 4, 2022

    My mommies take me to the public library for he/she reading hour and these are our favs.

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  3. Americans are weird and disturbed.

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  4. Trolls, trolls everywhere!

  5. Open Carry Mom and Dad look like they are siblings too.

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  6. That alligator one is required reading at Disney World now…

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  7. Furnishing Your Safe Space with Coloring Books

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  8. “Mommy.. why are all the vaccinated people getting Covid?” My fav

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    • “Mommy, why are the unvaccinated dying when a stab would have saved most of them?”

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    • You mean jab or sting. Stabbing is what the unvaccinated do to terrorize medical workers and normal people.

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    • Someone having been vaccinated doesn’t mean they are immune to the virus infection. They can get easily infected. The thing is that their symptoms are generally milder and it’s very unlikely they will die. Please educate yourself from medical professionals and don’t be like those thickheads who deny science.

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    • It would have been correct if you hadn’t tried to sneak the word “easily” into it. Vaccination reduces the risk of infection even with omicron. Omicron is just f…ing super infectious.

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  9. Carl Schultz January 5, 2022

    There’s also a popular audio version of “Go the F*ck to Sleep” read by actor Samuel L. Jackson. That version is easily available–at no charge–on YouTube.

  10. Where Willy Went is a modern classic. It is quite popular in the UK.

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    • Well, America was your colony. And you lunatics wanted Brexit. Makes sense.

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  11. „Go the f*ck to sleep“ was ready Samuel L. Jackson for an audiobook. Google it. It is awesome. 👍

  12. Mommy.. how could Daddy die if he got all those shots..

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  13. Any child oriented transgender, gay etc book is by default atrocious and stupid

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