Weird Kids’ Books That Actually Exist


Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall

Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi

All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen

Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach

Hair in Funny Places” by Babette Cole

Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss

Baby’s First Tattoo” by Jim Mullen
If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard

That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk

Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer

Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle

Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna

F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole

Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan

I’d Really Like to Eat a Child” by Sylviane Donnio

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor

The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins

My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs

I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho


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  1. Open carry looks amazing.
    I wish my daddy didn’t drink so much is just sad :( Thanks a lot eatliver. I feel shitty now.

    • Do not date unless dated upon June 24, 2015

      That look. “Touch our daughter and we will shoot you in the face.”

    • Just think about open carry again, we got this.

  2. Where did willy go?

  3. I have “All my Friends are Dead.” It is absolutely hilarious.

  4. apples poop???

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