“Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall
“Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi
“All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen
“Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach
“Hair in Funny Places” by Babette Cole
“Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss
“Baby’s First Tattoo” by Jim Mullen
“If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson
“My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard
“That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk
“Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer
“Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle
“Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
“My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna
“F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole
“Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan
“I’d Really Like to Eat a Child” by Sylviane Donnio
“Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor
“The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins
“My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs
“I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna
“The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho
Open carry looks amazing.
I wish my daddy didn’t drink so much is just sad :( Thanks a lot eatliver. I feel shitty now.
That look. “Touch our daughter and we will shoot you in the face.”
Just think about open carry again, we got this.
Where did willy go?
I have “All my Friends are Dead.” It is absolutely hilarious.
apples poop???