Book Titles That Sound Dirty, But Are Actually Completely Innocent

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We have been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like “50 Ways To Eat a Cock“, it’s hard not to. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the dirtiest book titles you’ve ever seen.

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
50 Ways to Eat Cock” by Adrienne N Hew CN

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Stop Beating Your Meat” by Grady Talbot

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
The Loneliest Ho In The World” by Travis Heaton

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Oozing For My Lord” by Betty Carolyn Hearon Love

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
The Day Amanda Came” by C. T. Reeves

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Fellow Fags” by Ethel Talbot

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Scouts In Bondage” by¬†Michael Bell

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
The Best Dad Is a Good Lover” by Charlie W Shedd

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
A Passion For Donkeys” by Elisabeth D. Svendsen

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
The Missionary Position” by Christopher Hitchens

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” by The Cifaldi Brothers

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Drummer Dick’s Discharge” by Beatrix M de Burgh

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Treasures, Pleasures, and Happy Endings” by Tysons Corner Center

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Cooking With Poo” by Saiyuud Diwong

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Invisible Dick” by Frank Topham

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy” by Ira Alterman

This book sounds dirty, but actually is completely innocent.
Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” by Bimisi Tayanita

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  1. Dindu Simpson March 12, 2021

    If I Did It

  2. If little Chrissy Hitchens had accomplished 1/100th for the world what Teresa has, he would have accomplished 100 times what he did.

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    • “Mother” Teresa was a racist, mysogynistic bitch. Known for abuse and violence against those under her “care”. She was the typical evil nun clich√©.
      If you have a positive picture of her you just fell for the marketing.

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  3. Captain America March 13, 2021

    I like seamen

  4. Rabbit of Caerbannog March 13, 2021

    Well at least non of the books were on tranny-ism ‘or election fraud ’cause that would be a non-starter.

  5. Mother Teresa is known as Hell’s Angel for a reason.

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  6. Help Brenda’s beaver get shaved.

  7. @: Neah.

  8. One little sperm guy said to the other, “I’m getting tired, how much longer till we get there?” The little sperm guy replied, “Relax buddy we have a long way to go. We only just passed the tonsils”.

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