Brilliant Twitter Account Reveals the Correct Names For Things {5 Comments} on July 18, 2017 Featured below are the funniest posts from @CorrectNames Twitter profile.
Awwww. They didn’t include the American Murder Log. That’s my favourite.
You mean the FLORIDIAN murder log.
No, I mean American. I have seen thousands of murder logs in Louisiana and Georgia, but oddly not a one in Florida. And that includes my last vacation, part of which I spent kayaking in the Everglades.
Don’t mind me, just passing through.
Fart squirrel. Nuff said.