Cockroaches can only survive a week without a head? Amateurs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
But Mike the Headless Chicken didn’t die: He faked his own death, and after lots of botched plastic surgery and an identity change he is now POTUS. This shows how far you can go with money, luck, and a little bit of your brainstem intact.
I knew there’s a reason I hate owls!
Poor owls. This post is CNNing them.
You hate them because they hunt down rats.
Cockroaches can only survive a week without a head? Amateurs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
But Mike the Headless Chicken didn’t die: He faked his own death, and after lots of botched plastic surgery and an identity change he is now POTUS. This shows how far you can go with money, luck, and a little bit of your brainstem intact.
Another victim of TDS
So much effort, so little effect.
My Emu doesn’t have wooly legs. Proof that the the Llama theory is incorrect. It’s sheep with an Emu Puppet head ya dumb shite!
Those are pants, halfwit.
Sheep don’t need to wear pants ya prude
Kiwi nostrils are at the wrong end of its beak :(