Have You Found Jesus?

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Wtf, you lost him again?

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  1. Meh… Who needs Jesus when you have Biden! 👴

    • Jesus is a fairy tale, Biden is real.

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    • “What a piece of work is a Biden! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an Angel! in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!”

    • Compared to the stable genius, it is a huge step forward indeed.

    • It was meant as irony by Shakespeare though.

    • What’s so great about Biden? Everyone talks about how “great” Biden is. Biden isn’t so great.
      He never got his picture on a bubble gum card. Have you ever seen his picture on a bubble gum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who’s never had his picture on a bubble gum card?

    • He’s not Trump. Everyone who is not Trump is great. Because Trump is a very small man. Any bum would be a better president than Trump.

    • That’s actually a rather elegant and workable solution. Every four years we just randomly draw a name from the homeless population, and make them president. We get, dare I say it, a better class of people than we have running now, and without all the unnecessary animosity we see between the citizenry at large. I like it.

    • What’s so great about Biden is that he is an adult. Trump has the intellectual and emotional development of a 4 year old. He knows nothing, can’t think, lives in a fantasy world devoid of facts, and doesn’t understand that adults see through his stacks of lies. The spoiled brat is still angry he didn’t get an ice cream on November 3rd.

  2. Hooboy, I wish I’d thought of that answer back when I lived in a place where bible-thumpers knocked on the door every Saturday morning.

  3. Not Superstitious November 16, 2020

    The boyish naïveté of this site leaves one gasping. And snickering.

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  4. He’s right there next to Waldo

  5. Yes. A site full of rubes. But fun at the same time. Its wonderful.

  6. Simon "The Rock" Peter November 16, 2020

    I found a whole farm full of Jesus. They’re out in the fields picking fruits and vegetables for pittance. Jesus says, “De nada.”

  7. How does one pluralize Jesus anyway? Jesi? Jesuses? a gaggle? a flock? or like crows, a murder?

  8. Biden called in a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!” The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face. Biden said to them, “Take off the grave clothes and let him go vote.”

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    • If Biden had these powers, he better use them to get the brain-dead man walking from the WH. And to make the zombies switch channel to factual news.

  9. Shut up and obey!

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