Why Don’t You Just Stay Home


Why don't you just stay home... forever.


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  1. Mate, wait till someone in your family has a child with life threatening allergies and tell them that

    • I don't care about your feelings February 25, 2020

      You humorless snowflake. If your kid is celiac that is sad, but no one else’s problem. If people don’t eat gluten because they THINK it is a problem even barring any actual evidence, yet need to tell everyone they see that they are gluten “intolerant” they are like vegans, crossfitters, and atheists.
      If your kid is so deathly allergic to peanuts that if my kid eats a peanut butter sandwich, coughs on his hand, touches a door knob, then your kid touches the same doorknob and licks his hand, he will die, then all I have to say to you is don’t get attached. He isn’t going make it.

  2. A Bald Headed Guy February 21, 2020

    This version is one of three seen on EatLiver. The other two were about a year ago. Really funny stuff gets repeated for the Political Buffoons.

  3. Smarter responses:

    (dumb way) “Water. That will be $80. Per cup.”.

    (smart way) “We have fruit, grape, wine, gluten free cookies made from rice and corn dough fried with sunflower oil, vegetable salads, fish dishes if your definitions of meat allows fish, and also lemonade…”


    If you can’t sell those guys something, you need to get the f*** out of restaurant business and leave the job to someone else.

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