Paul: Jesus, help me!
Jesus: You were out drinking again last night?
Paul: Uh, yeah.
Jesus: You know that’s wrong! I told you I wasn’t going to heal your freakin’ hangover!
Paul: Oh yeah? Well, what about “He who is without sin cast the first stone?”
Jesus: Paul, I am without sin.
Paul: Oh…..Dammit!
Eh? Jesus only appeared on Paul (Saul) in a vision. That’s it. One time on his way to Damascus. Simon Peter and the other Eleven were his drinking buddies for 3 years. That should be one of the Twelve who has the hangover.
Jeezus man, y’all had 12 names (11 actually since 2 had the same name) to choose from and you choose the wrong name. Ugh.
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Paul: Jesus, help me!
Jesus: You were out drinking again last night?
Paul: Uh, yeah.
Jesus: You know that’s wrong! I told you I wasn’t going to heal your freakin’ hangover!
Paul: Oh yeah? Well, what about “He who is without sin cast the first stone?”
Jesus: Paul, I am without sin.
Paul: Oh…..Dammit!
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Eh? Jesus only appeared on Paul (Saul) in a vision. That’s it. One time on his way to Damascus. Simon Peter and the other Eleven were his drinking buddies for 3 years. That should be one of the Twelve who has the hangover.
Jeezus man, y’all had 12 names (11 actually since 2 had the same name) to choose from and you choose the wrong name. Ugh.