Insomnia Is Not That Bad



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  1. Insomnia? Pffft, just sleep it off.

  2. Mitch Hedberg May 28, 2015

    I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

    • …also…
      The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses.
      (apparently Mitch was right…it is too long)

  3. Experts say one of the most alluring sleep distractions is the 24-hour accessibility of the internet

  4. Bubba and Joe Bob May 30, 2015

    A quick shot of Lightnin” will put her to sleep.

  5. PatronasKitty7 September 22, 2015

    lol I have that all the time “Oh, it’s mid – July? 7 more sleeps ’till Easter!

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