I Wonder What My Dog Named Me?

Sure, your dog has a name, but have you ever wondered what your dog named you? Chances are that your are known as Bitchface Malone III among dogs.

Just think about it: your dog probably has a name for you too.

16 thoughts on “I Wonder What My Dog Named Me?”

  1. I understand my $59.95 bible has created a bit of controversy. Being
    a dedicated Christian I have decided to reduce this amount to $49.95.

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  2. I bet Don neve read the bible or any other book. Bible isn’t worth the effort anyway.

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  3. I love my country, but there’s the problem right there:

    The Bible
    Constitution
    Declaration of Independence

    These are not alike. Regardless of your view of The Bible, the other two are NOT the foundation for a religion or claim of divine inspiration. They are legal documents written by very flawed men.

    To package them is a mistake.

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  4. And none of these asinine comments have anything to do with the post. Par for the course here nevertheless.

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  5. Dear Mr Jim Jones

    Neither do you, cowboy!

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  6. I named him; Dementia, kid sniffer, groper McGroper face

  7. Orange rapist likes that.

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  8. I call him Mr. Ex-president Then he kicks me because he doesn’t like dogs.

  9. Never said I did. Relax and have a swig of Kool-aide, Anonymous!

  10. Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free.

  11. So, Trumpists are basicly trapped.

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  12. in a bubble. under high pressure. and we know what happens to bubbles under high pressure when they collapse.

  13. Why do eatliver comments tend to attract the TDS crowd?

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  14. It’s just one Trump fan with a Trudeau fetish posting all that 💩. So it’s kind of his version of a self-portait.

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  15. Trapped? Nah, more like retarded

  16. My dog calls me by name every day: it’s ‘Ruff!’…

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