Shopping at IKEA Is Extremely Dangerous


When you accidentally summon a demon while trying to pronounce IKEA furniture names...


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  1. The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut January 28, 2019

    Happend to me ones. But the demon missed was missing a few parts and the manual was rubbish and when I had assembled the the supposed succubus, he turn out to be a reasonably friendly Swedish troll.

  2. Campus Couch Bob January 28, 2019

    Looks like the furniture demon targets fat-Indians with iphone obsessive compulsive disorder.

  3. Say “IKEA” in a screechy voice and it sounds like the demon pictured here.

  4. Accidentally?

    I ALWAYS do it on purpose.

  5. Just don’t build it and you’ll be alright.

  6. Summoning demons is actually state policy in sweden. Just change the indians to arabs in the picture, and that could be any tuesday afternoon in malmö.

  7. Lord Voldemort January 29, 2019

    My favorite furniture place ever. I don’t see any problem here. Recommended 100%

  8. r/UnexpectedC’thulhu

  9. you guys are so funny I like the screechy voice picture that

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