How To Ask For a Raise at Work: The Best Script

I need a raise. Three different companies are after me. Which ones? The gas company, the water company, and the electric company.

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  1. Hi, my name s Donald, still the legitimate President of the United States.
    Took time yesterday to read headlines about me. Seems without me most
    of these rags would go broke. Lots of bad talk, bad talk. I also notice another
    word being used lots, MAGA. What the hell does this mean?

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  2. That meme is a good one and you are a loser.

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  3. Awwww, a cute fledgling troll.

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  4. My Attorneys Getting Attorneys or My Actions Grate Americans

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  5. Oh look. Americans sh*tting up another site with their unsolicited tribalism. 🥱

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