Find Out Your 2019 Horoscope!

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Scroll down to see what’s in store for your star sign this year!

Aries horoscope.

Taurus horoscope.

Gemini horoscope.

Cancer horoscope.

Leo horoscope.

Virgo horoscope.

Libra horoscope.

Scorpio horoscope.

Sagittarius horoscope.

Capricorn horoscope.

Aquarius horoscope.

Pisces horoscope.

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  1. Hello horoscope joke, my old friend… *yawn*

  2. “The stars and planets won’t affect your life in anyway.”

    Yeah, sure! Say that when the meteor hits!

    • Common Sense Sez January 2, 2019

      A meteor is not a star or planet. The horoscope holds true in this instance.

    • @Common Sense Sez
      gravity of the sund AFFECT a meteor to hit your mum. where’s your yeahsure now?

  3. And you are posting this every January for *people* living on a *planet* that is warmed and illuminated by a nearby *star*. Yeah, stars and planets don’t affect us at all. :)

  4. It’s funny cos it’s true.

  5. - A. S. Troloque January 5, 2019

    The clock hanging on the wall have more influence on the child being born, than stars, planets, moons in space. #Logic

    Besides, the constellation when a child is *conceived* might be more interesting to inspect. That’s the point where the DNA is shuffled and placed, yeah?

    – A.

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