Sometimes warning signs can be hilarious and scary at the same time. Like these brilliant examples listed below. Scroll down and enjoy being amused and terrified at the same time!
Sometimes warning signs can be hilarious and scary at the same time. Like these brilliant examples listed below. Scroll down and enjoy being amused and terrified at the same time!
Hi, my name is Donald, still the legitimate President of the United States.
I am sad today, my caddy informed me on the third green today that Queen
Elizabeth II died last Thursday. By the time we got to the eighteenth hole
it dawned me that this was the lady who Knighted me at Buckingham
Palace in 2018.
I was an honoured guest at the palace, and was asked to stay the night.
Around midnight I came down with a case of the munchies, so I got out
of bed, put a housecoat over my silk jammies, slipped on my fuzzy slippers,
and headed to the kitchen. When I got there Queen Elizabeth was having
a plate of brown beans on toast, she asked me to join her. What a delicious
snack. As we ate the Queen said, “ Donald your surname sounds quite
German, but your Christian name is so wonderfully Scottish”. I told the Queen
my mother was born in Scotland, the Queen said her Mother was also born
in Scotland. Wow! You are all probably thinking what a wonderful coincidence.
This was no coincidence, it was a divine interference. Think about it, Elizabeth
went on to be The Queen, and I, Donald Trump, went on to be the 45th and 46th
President of the United States of America.
The Queen was super impressed, and asked me if she could Knight me for
my service to the world. We walked together to the Throne Room. She ordered
me too my knees then dubbed my right shoulder with an ancient sword saying, “ I
Queen Elizabeth II dub thee Sir Donald”. She repeated this process on my
left shoulder as well.
Yup — sweet memories.
Get professional help asap.
Yeah good ol F# ass crazy Donny…
Those were the days…
Sure hope he goes to meet Elizabeth soon!
Not for Elizabeth that is
Dream on donny…….
Heyyyyyy, that was MY pitbull-with-AIDS!
How a goddamn dog got HIV in the first place, I’ll never know….
Once tasted an AIDS infected, of course.
The mutt bite off then swallowed an AIDS infected butt.
Simple enough or do you need a diagram?
As it is a sexual decease, your comment is extremely relevant
Which can one be infected by contact with certain body fluids – like saliva. Also it’s not something just gays get, homeboy.
Concerning the first panel about children; What if illegals are left on Mary-Jo-Kopechne-island? Would giving them energy drinks be OK and house them in an a spare bedroom, or would you have to deport them off the island?
90% of the readers do not who Mary-Jo-Kopechne was, or which Kennedy
killed her.
Hint, he is still alive, and living very very well.
Having a powerful family certainly sways the court.
trump would sell them to matthew gaetz and other predo gops
Ted Kennedy is NOT still alive.
Died:August 25, 2009, Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, U.S.
You are right and I am wrong, you get to sing the I’m Right song.
It is said that the ghosts of Chris Dodd and Tedd Kennedy walk up and down the beaches of Martha’s Vinyard looking to turn young women into “waitress sandwiches”. If you listen carefully you can hear these women’s screams at 2am. I love those guys.
Remember when the MAGAts were in a tizzy because the gummint was controlled by a Satanic cabal of blood guzzling cannibalistic paedophiles? Turns out they were right, just confused about which party owns Matt Gaetz
GOP is like Russian propaganda. Whatever they tell you, assume the opposite.
Stars.