Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh With Their Funny Signs

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If you were looking for a sign, look no further: Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke, pun, or a witty observation. This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron in 2005 and is still ongoing. The owners say, that it had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like, but they wanted to do something better with it. And so they did. Scroll down to see the best examples.

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

My wife said I never listen to her or something like that.

I child proofed my house, but the kids still get in.

Dear naps, I'm very sorry...

Ever wonder why ants are so healthy?

I wish I was as thin as my patience.

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at.

What if soy milk is just a regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Psychic convention cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

Went to air and space museum... Was not impressed.

There's just no way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.

Make America grate again!

I never knew my real ladder :(

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Their race ended in a tie. Geddit?

I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

Frog parking only!

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

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