God Logic Totally Makes Sense

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Maybe some believers can explain these logical errors in comments? That would be greatly appreciated.

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  2. Excellent!!

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  3. I gave you life, now use it to kill those who don’t worship me the same way you do.

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  4. I gave you beautiful women. Hide them in a bag.

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  5. Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2020

    You can’t comment such beauty. Though as faith blinds the mind and poisons the heart many will not be able to see.

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  6. I make people who take cat butt face selfies…😸

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  7. “I know there is no real solid evidence to prove that any religion is really the correct one, but if you can’t figure out the correct answer to an unsolvable problem and act appropriately, I’m going to send you to hell to burn for all of eternity. ”

    Remember, god loves you!! It’s only eternity.

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  8. “Remember, it’s LOVE thy neighbor, not JUDGE thy neighbor.”

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    • Though you are allowed to sell him into slavery if he isn’t a member of my chosen pride.

  9. Lots of those make sense if god is evil.

  10. God Defender January 5, 2020

    Obviously ignorant statements.
    Worship of God: the ultimate reason for human existence. Worship is not merely religious observations, but of living right and helping those created in God’s image.

    Free will: God gave us free will, but then encourages us to choose right, because we will be accountable for every decision that we make. He doesn’t send thunder and lightning when we choose wrongly. He still persuades us to make amends and avoid unpleasant consequences.

    God’s creation: Everything God made is great and perfect…if used as prescribed. This is true of everything in existence, including man-made things. You don’t use an ice pick to scratch your eyeball, do you? How about putting a live electric wire on your tongue? As long as you use God’s creating as prescribed, you’ll see how beautiful and perfect they are.

    Do not kill: similar to human laws…unless there is justification to kill. Those killed in the flood were not angels, were they?

    Male nipples: Same reason he gave women testosterone. Same reason he gave us all the appendix.

    Hunger in Africa: If you’ve been to Africa you’ll be surprised about how much wealth God has put on the Continent, in their soil, water and weather, but the Africans simply won’t harness them. You can take a horse to the waters…
    And BTW, God has nothing to do with the Oscars.

    Evolution: God’s plan remains unchanged: a species will never turn into another species, but will continue to get better, smarter, stronger and more refined (i.e. evolve) along the line of the same species. Monkeys will never turn into humans. But smarter monkeys and smarter humans will continue to exist indefinitely.

    Natural disasters: There is enough land available for humans to live without putting themselves in harm’s way. Even then, God gives humans the wisdom to conquer the weather, because humans are meant to rule over every other creation. When a sane man chooses to stay in the path of an oncoming train, who is responsible for that?

    Hurricane for gays: God loves gays the same way he loves all other sinners, and he calls on them to turn to Him and abandon their rebellion and be saved.

    Going to hell for not being Christian: God’s judgment is based on the level of knowledge that we have, or should have, based on our opportunities. He is God; he knows the basis he’ll use to judge those who never heard about Jesus.

    Thousands of religions: Yes, there are many religions in the world and none of them is good enough, including the so-called “Christian religion”. God wants us to be in a one-on-one relationship with him, not to get lost in mindless religion.

    Sacrifice myself: Nope. God made his Son to pay the penalty for our crimes so that we can become legally innocent. God observes the “Double jeopardy law”: we cannot be punished a second time for a punishment already carried by someone else. But we must sign on to it; it doesn’t come automatically.

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    • most sensible thing I’ve read today…..

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    • And every single one of those mealy-mouthed excuses is directly contradicted by some *other* Christian Brand X or Y or Z.

      Go make yourself useful and take some slaves, stone some unchaste women, and butcher the children of the next tribe. Your little god commands it.

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    • Guybrush Threepwood January 11, 2020

      Lol, I’ve never read so much nonsense in defence of a non-existent entity.

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  11. Nice trolling attempt. 3 out of 5 for effort.

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  12. God Defender, can you please clarify your statements? Ya see, I’m a Hindu and have many gods and must know which one I should pray to.

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  13. Voodoo believers always have a thousand excuses with which to fool themselves

  14. jimmy rustled January 7, 2020

    my wife will be on her knees shortly worshiping….

  15. ein denkender mitmensch mit übersichtlichen englischkenntnissen January 11, 2020

    Male nipples: Same reason he gave women testosterone. Same reason he gave us all the appendix.
    and the reason is???????????

    He is God; he knows the basis he’ll use to judge those who never heard about Jesus.
    so it is evil to tell people about jesus!

    God made his Son to pay the penalty
    so it is not one God! there are at least two of them if jesus is not god “him”self

    Those killed in the flood were not angels, were they?
    the newborn were the deadliest sinners of all!

    those created in God’s image.
    i assume you are talking about women, because god can´t be as ugly as a man.

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