Crocs Briefs, The Most Cursed Underwear Ever Created


What is this ugly thing you’re looking at right now? It’s a pair of Crocs Briefs created by Matt Benedetto who’s obviously is on a quest to make the ugliest abominations of fashion industry. It seems that this time he has taken it too far because he looks like he got stuck in a toddlers swing and just cut the chains off.

Are you man enough to fill these briefs?

In Matt’s own words: “This stylish pair of underwear is equipped with all your favorite accessories from the sport strap, breathable holes, and ribbed accents. When the occasion calls slide them up around your thighs and tackle the day like never before.”

Are you man enough to fill these briefs?

Are you man enough to fill these briefs?

Are you man enough to fill these briefs?

The real name of this product is Gator Briefs, not Crocs Briefs, though. As far as we understand, Crocs doesn’t take kindly to using their brand name for such crimes against fashion. If you are man enough to fill these briefs, we have bad news for you. Currently this product is not on sale, but it may be soon. Keep an eye on Matt’s online store we he sells other absurd inventions nobody asked for.


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  1. Anonymous March 6, 2021

    Old news. Justine had these in pink 2 years ago.

    • Anonymous March 7, 2021

      Looks more like Trump’s tennis diapers.

    • Did Justine at least wear them outside her clothes like a normal preson? Shhessh this guy is a tard…

    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Sorry, I don’t know anything about your wife Justine.

  2. Paul Robinson March 7, 2021

    Nooooooo! I had two cataract ops, now got double glaucoma, and reversed optic nerves, and they saved my sight for this?! I wanna be blind!!!

  3. The Truth March 7, 2021


  4. Anonymous March 7, 2021

    You can’t truly appreciate this without thinking of “Sexy and I know it” by LMFAO or “I’m too sexy” by Right Said Fred

  5. Anonymous May 29, 2021

    Thinking about the latest fashion screams, this must be an agonic one… but knowing about millenians, this surely’s going to be a big boom.

    OMG! The world rules are upside down right now.

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