The Scariest Funny Halloween Pumpkin Ideas Ever

We’ve compiled a gallery of some of the scariest and truly horrifying Halloween pumpkin carvings that will give you more than enough ideas for your own jack-o’-lantern designs in the years to come. Enjoy!

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38 thoughts on “The Scariest Funny Halloween Pumpkin Ideas Ever”

  1. The one about the male ego is SO FUNNY! Omg rofl lmao hur Dee hur!

  2. “student loans” is scary

  3. Fragile male ego detected.

  4. Took a nasty power dump yesterday, and my critics attack me
    for doing it on stage at a town hall meeting. It was Detroit, the
    shit hole capital of the United States.

  5. Elon Musk wants to buy the election for Donald Trump. Bribing voters to vote for the orange criminal. Is that the Republican understanding of democracy? Sounds more like Mafia banana state.

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  6. Where’s the ‘neofeminism’ pumpkin?

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  7. In your incel a*s.

  8. Where it belongs.

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  9. No difference between Elon and Zuck Bucks.

  10. Vote Trump to make America RUssia again.

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  11. What will be the topics of the comments in a few weeks when the US election is over? Let me guess.. US politics. Mental illness on display.

  12. No to U.S. refugees! Send them home!

  13. Biden’s policies are working!
    During Trump, your gas tank only held $36.
    Now it holds over $90.

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  14. Since when does the US president dictate global oil prices? Seems Republicans want to start a new oil war and sacrifice more young American boys. Republican fail.

  15. Taking your country from producing a surplus of energy to being dependent on foreign energy overnight and screwing up the economy so bad that the US dollar is no longer the only acceptable method to buy oil on the market affects the price not only raises the cost of oil and other energy sources but everything that depends on transportation as well.
    Efforts to appease the “woke” strangulate everything they touch.

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  16. Oil production tanked during covid, has been steadily rising ever since and surpassed peak production under Trump. Prices went up because the economy grew even more, and because a boycot of Russian oil increased demands from other sources.

  17. You cannot deny the incompetence of the Biden Administration try as you might. Russia! Covid! Climate Change! It can’t just be that they hate their own country. No it’s something else.

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  18. True. Trump didn’t do anything wrong. Because he did nothing at all except playing golf and letting the country rot in a pandemic. Round two might kill the patient.

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  19. In incompetence, the Biden Administration is trailing Trump’s by a wide margin.

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  20. Well I guess we’ll all see what Trump will really do in office his second time because Cumala is getting her as# handed to her in early voting. Prepare for the Reeee! Heard round the world. Better start staffing up those mental health centers now. It’s going be crazy. Get it.. crazy. Hahah

  21. US already has the highest rate of mental illness. It’s part of their culture.

  22. Sure they do.. Did you hear that on PBS? MSNBC? CNN? Any Canadian Government News Service? All very… haha…. credible.. haha. Sorry.. I can’t.. haha.

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  23. I stand corrected. I looked up the MOST RECENT statistics and you are on place 12. But only by tiny fractions to n°1. 😂

  24. Anecdotal. Country of 400 million compared to countries of 25 million. Percentage wise it’s the same every where. But ok. They are all crazy. Good reason to stay the fuc# out of their country. But we know that’s not gonna happen right.

  25. People make mistakes. And the US marketing is strong. Americans still think it’s the best country ever. They even think they invented democracy. 😂

  26. Don’t worry. Once Trump wins the election he will invent the opposite of democracy.

  27. Mass Deportations begin on January 21, 2025 and it will be glorious. 😁

  28. Watch out you are not among the first group. You wouldn’t be the first fascist who gets his own medicine. 😂😂😂

  29. So not allowing violent criminals to break into your country is now fascist. Just roll over and flood your own country. Get your own girls raped and murdered and pretend you’re on the right side of things. You can’t fix stupid but you can sure not vote for it and the US is doing just that.

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  30. The world fears, indeed, that the US is doing just that: voting for stupid.

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  31. Cheating by the Left is already rampant. Even the fake news can’t cover it up try as they might. Even with all the cheating the Left is getting spanked. Kind of like they are here. Canada might actually save itself. 🤞

  32. Still waiting for the list you promised. Bob’s a liar.

  33. Okay 👌

  34. Anal disorder syndrome 👌

  35. Ok

  36. Only a day left then the US election should be over and the site can return to.. Oh that’s right.. this garbage talk is normal. Never mind.

  37. If you rightards vote for garbage don’t complain about the garbage talk. Comes with the deal.

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