Twitter Users Sharing The Funniest Nicknames They’ve Ever Heard

If the nickname is funny and spot on, it sticks and you will never be able to get rid of it. @NoContextBrits Twitter account asked one simple question: “What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?” The thread instantly went viral collecting a real treasure trove of human wit. Scroll down to see the best answers!

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7 thoughts on “Twitter Users Sharing The Funniest Nicknames They’ve Ever Heard”

  1. What’s a Twitter?

  2. When I was at school the school secretary put on so much perfume that she left a trail of it wherever she went. So we nicknamed her Comet.

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  3. I used to work with someone that we nicknamed Sadim – Midas in reverse – because everything he touched turned to shit.

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  4. You looking in a mirror.

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  5. Doesn’t make sense. Try again.

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  6. Interesting choice of mentioning nicknames for short men , but not for fat women.

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  7. Knew a fat woman we called Princess. She thought it was because of a shirt she used to wear that said “Princess” on it but it was because she was the size of the Pacific Princess (the cruise ship from Love Boat).

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