From How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children to How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous “how to” self-help books you can actually buy online.
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn
How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas
How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock
How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes
Book of the Bitch by J. M. Evans
Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson
How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob
How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer
How To Survive Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson
50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne N Hew CN
How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow
How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them by Roger Welsch
A Practical Guide To Racism by C. H. Dalton
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes
Catflexing by Stephanie Jackson
How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman
Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America by Julian Montague
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power
HOW TO FREE YOUR MIND FROM GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA AND GO BACK TO ENJOYING YOUR LIFE. Or, Want the pandemic to be over, just stop watching TV.
Yeah, stick your head in the sand. That will help against a virus.
Or alternatively just enjoy the funnies and stop being paranoid?
That’s what the antivaxxers that survive the pandemic will tell us when a giant asteroid will head our way one day. “It’s harmless. It’s not 100 miles in diameter. Just 1 foot. It will burn up in the atmosphere. I saw a guy doing an experiment on meta. It just looks tha big in the telescope. Because it magnifies… dah. It’s safe. Just propaganda.”
No no pandemic won’t be over until global totalitarian control is fully implemented!
Well… Seeing you antivaxxers and how messed up your intelligence is… We deserve totalitarian regime…
Some very good self help books, but teaching cats how to use guns, just could bring down human civilisation, before the asteroid hits!!
HOW ARE THESE BOOKS EVEN REAL???