The Weirdest Self-Help Books You Can Find On Amazon

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From How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children to How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous “how to” self-help books you can actually buy online.

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

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How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

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The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas

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How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock

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How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes

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Book of the Bitch by J. M. Evans

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Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson

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How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob

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How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer

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How To Survive Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson

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50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne N Hew CN

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How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow

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How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice

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Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them by Roger Welsch

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A Practical Guide To Racism by C. H. Dalton

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Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes

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Catflexing by Stephanie Jackson

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How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman

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Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America by Julian Montague

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Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power

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  1. HOW TO FREE YOUR MIND FROM GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA AND GO BACK TO ENJOYING YOUR LIFE. Or, Want the pandemic to be over, just stop watching TV.

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    • Yeah, stick your head in the sand. That will help against a virus.

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    • Or alternatively just enjoy the funnies and stop being paranoid?

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    • That’s what the antivaxxers that survive the pandemic will tell us when a giant asteroid will head our way one day. “It’s harmless. It’s not 100 miles in diameter. Just 1 foot. It will burn up in the atmosphere. I saw a guy doing an experiment on meta. It just looks tha big in the telescope. Because it magnifies… dah. It’s safe. Just propaganda.”

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    • No no pandemic won’t be over until global totalitarian control is fully implemented!

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    • Well… Seeing you antivaxxers and how messed up your intelligence is… We deserve totalitarian regime…

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  2. Paul Robinson December 15, 2021

    Some very good self help books, but teaching cats how to use guns, just could bring down human civilisation, before the asteroid hits!!

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  3. Anonymous March 4, 2022

    HOW ARE THESE BOOKS EVEN REAL???

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