The Funniest “How To” Books You Can Actually Get On Amazon

{4 Comments}

From “How To Avoid Huge Ships” to “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the top 20 most ridiculous “how to” books you can actually buy online.

"How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety" by Zachary Auburn
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

"How To Avoid Huge Ships" by John W. Trimmer
How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer

"The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves" by Jack Douglas
The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

"Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power" by Donald L. Wilson
Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson

"A Practical Guide To Racism" by C. H. Dalton
A Practical Guide To Racism” by C. H. Dalton

"How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children" by Lewis B. Frumkes
How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes

"Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America" by Julian Montague
Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague

"How to Traumatize Your Children" by Knock Knock
How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock

"How To Date a White Woman" by Adam Quan
How To Date a White Woman” by Adam Quan

"How To Make Money In Your Spare Time" by J M.R. Rice
How To Make Money In Your Spare Time” by J M.R. Rice

"Learning To Play With a Lion's Testicles" by Melissa Haynes
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes

"Book of the Bitch" by J. M. Evans
Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans

"Make Your Own Sex Toys" by Matt Pagett
Make Your Own Sex Toys” by Matt Pagett

"How To Survive Robot Uprising" by Daniel H. Wilson
How To Survive Robot Uprising” by Daniel H. Wilson

"How To Raise And Keep a Dragon" by John Topsell
How To Raise And Keep a Dragon” by John Topsell

"How To Become a Schizophrenic" by John Modrow
How To Become a Schizophrenic” by John Modrow

"The Manly Art of Knitting" by David Fougner
The Manly Art of Knitting” by David Fougner

"How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis" by Karen Salmonsohn
How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn

"How To Shit In The Woods" by Kathleen Meyer
How To Shit In The Woods” by Kathleen Meyer

"Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself" by Dale L. Power
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself” by Dale L. Power

4 Comments…

 Share your views
  1. “How to chase away 25,000 Amazon HQ2 jobs and their income taxes” by NY politicians and activists.

  2. Hey! Leave Boeing out of this!

Leave a Comment

Leave Name blank to comment as Anonymous.