The Weirdest Self-Help Books You Can Find On Amazon

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From How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children to How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous “how to” self-help books you can actually buy online. And don’t forget to order some to support the small business owner Jeff who started Amazon few years ago. During the inflation he really needs your money to put food on the table!

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

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How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

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The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas

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How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes

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How to Raise and Keep a Dragon by John Topsell

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How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock

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Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes

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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman

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Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson

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Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification by Julian Montague

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Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power

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100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying by Sarah Cooper

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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For The Aspiring Offender by Mike Chase

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How To Survive a Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson

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How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer

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How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob

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How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn

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Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How To Keep Your Tractors Happy And Your Family Running by Roger Welsch

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How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice

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How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow

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Catflexing: Cat Lover’s Guide To Weightlifting, Aerobics And Stretching by Stephanie Jackson

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  1. I fully support that cat’s second amendment rights. But only if it’s a Christian. And white.

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    • harmless little fuzz ball August 17, 2022

      Well the title did also include a negative allusion Satanism and I can understand how that might be threatening.

  2. Heard a rumour Trump is actually a trans. Might explain his mood swings.

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    • HeShe Bruce August 17, 2022

      I gave your lil Bobby an F because Bobby does not participate in class activities.

    • Isn’t that an insult against all trans people? Trump is just an orange blob full of hate.

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    • Trump is non-binary. He will never be a woman, or a man. He is a walking colostomy bag.

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  3. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu – that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening NOW has ALREADY happened.

    Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’, we examine the phenomenon….

  4. If Trump came out as Trans the Left would vote him! Thanks for the idea. Calling Don and Ivanka now.

  5. How to raise a dragon is a great book. Interesting and really funny.

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