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Why does everything devolve to sex?
Why is everything we stick in our mouths somehow a dirty joke?
Why do these carrots look sexier than 100% of vegans?
The mysteries of the universe can only be solved by the cries of the carrots.
Listen for their call, for the future lies in their muffled wimpering.
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Mmmmm….
Why does everything devolve to sex?
Why is everything we stick in our mouths somehow a dirty joke?
Why do these carrots look sexier than 100% of vegans?
The mysteries of the universe can only be solved by the cries of the carrots.
Listen for their call, for the future lies in their muffled wimpering.
Starting to drool just looking at them.
As they say in Moulin Rouge in Paris… uh lala
Mmmm…unzip…
The barbie shoes and leg warmers were a treat.