Friend Zone Explained As a Job Interview

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Being in the friend zone is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying…

Friend zone job interview.

Friend zone job interview.

Friend zone job interview.

Friend zone job interview.

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  1. Your virginity July 13, 2019

    You posted cringe bro

  2. Anonymous July 13, 2019

    what’s with the eyebrows, those are scary

  3. Too Many Babies Bob July 14, 2019

    The Friend Zone gets you into the zone of other friends that wish to get married and make babies and such.

    • Got the girl July 14, 2019

      You are obviously oblivious about the point about the friend zone. That’s the difference between people and walking genitals.

  4. this should be:
    “Your resume is probably good enough, you might have some qualifications we are looking for, but we sadly can not hire you if you don’t hand in your application. So we will go for one of the many other people equally qualified that managed to actually do that and came to the interview, thank you.”

  5. Haha. Perfect.

  6. McViticus July 15, 2019

    I’m in the friend zone with a really beautiful girl. I’d marry her tomorrow. But then I look in the mirror and remind myself that I’m a fat.

    • Guythatgetsemall July 17, 2019

      So stop being fat. Get your life together. Everything that doesn’t happen is because you didn’t at least try. Respect yourself starting now.

  7. Anonymous July 17, 2019

    ^^This. And what a great motivation to get in shape. Just don’t be desperate – that’s like a love torpedo.

  8. Anonymous July 22, 2019

    More like the interviewer decides not to hire you. Then you start hanging out in the office lobby in case the guy they do hire gets fired. That way you can be first in line for interviews. Meanwhile, the guy who interviewed you notices you, so you lie about why you’re there, and you chat with him until he thinks you’re friends, and every time they say something about the guy who got fired, you’re all “yes, my plan is working!” only to be disappointed every time THEY HIRE THAT ******* INSTEAD OF ME! I’M A NICE EMPLOYEE™! when basically you’re an unemployed bum who hangs out at an office building lobby, stalking.

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