Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned…


You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”

Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest... For I have synonymed.


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  1. Anonymous May 22, 2023

    It’s ok, as long as you’re not a homonym, they really hate that… đŸ˜³

  2. Anonymous May 23, 2023

    A confession is like a good dump, makes you feel great, and relaxed.
    You heathens should give it a try.

    • I prefer the dump. Has more substance. Imaginary relaxation isn’t good in the long run. Many people are still full of sh*t after their confession.

    • Anonymous May 23, 2023

      Judge not lest ye be judged or something.

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