Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned…

You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”

Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest... For I have synonymed.

4 thoughts on “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned…”

  1. It’s ok, as long as you’re not a homonym, they really hate that… đŸ˜³

  2. A confession is like a good dump, makes you feel great, and relaxed.
    You heathens should give it a try.

  3. I prefer the dump. Has more substance. Imaginary relaxation isn’t good in the long run. Many people are still full of sh*t after their confession.

  4. Judge not lest ye be judged or something.

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