Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned… {4 Comments} on May 22, 2023 You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”
It’s ok, as long as you’re not a homonym, they really hate that… đŸ˜³
A confession is like a good dump, makes you feel great, and relaxed.
You heathens should give it a try.
I prefer the dump. Has more substance. Imaginary relaxation isn’t good in the long run. Many people are still full of sh*t after their confession.
Judge not lest ye be judged or something.