3 thoughts on “Hilarious Posts About Being Single”
This was genuinely funny.
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“My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.”
She’s a keeper – marry her!
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That health inspector probably doesn’t get many second dates. I dated a guy like that. Every time he would point out something wrong in a restaurant, I would bring up something I’ve eaten, or done, that would disgust him.
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“I think this buffet leaves their food out a bit too long.”
“I once ate an expired granola bar I found under the couch.” (It was still in its wrapper).
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“Omg! I just saw a moth in the dining area.”
“I ate moths on a survival camping trip. They have a nice crunch, if you roast them on a fire.”
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“The hostess did not clean the coffee pitcher before she refilled it.”
“I once shared a single cup of coffee with a stranger in a locked-down airport.”
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“I’m not sure this meat is actually USDA approved.”
“I bought some elk jerky from a lady in a motor home while traveling in Alaska.”
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If the food is good, and the restaurant is clean, let it go. Or, maybe, just don’t eat out if you are that picky.
This was genuinely funny.
“My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.”
She’s a keeper – marry her!
That health inspector probably doesn’t get many second dates. I dated a guy like that. Every time he would point out something wrong in a restaurant, I would bring up something I’ve eaten, or done, that would disgust him.
……..
“I think this buffet leaves their food out a bit too long.”
“I once ate an expired granola bar I found under the couch.” (It was still in its wrapper).
………
“Omg! I just saw a moth in the dining area.”
“I ate moths on a survival camping trip. They have a nice crunch, if you roast them on a fire.”
……..
“The hostess did not clean the coffee pitcher before she refilled it.”
“I once shared a single cup of coffee with a stranger in a locked-down airport.”
………
“I’m not sure this meat is actually USDA approved.”
“I bought some elk jerky from a lady in a motor home while traveling in Alaska.”
………
If the food is good, and the restaurant is clean, let it go. Or, maybe, just don’t eat out if you are that picky.