What to do depends on what kind of bear you meet. This is the rule: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, say goodnight. And Bob, if you take a handgun into brown or polar bear territory, be sure to file down the front sight first. That way it’ll hurt less when the bear takes the gun away from you and shoves it up your butt.
@BearMan, did you use extra distilled water? Regular water has microorganisms that are not part of the plantae kingdom, therefore forbidden on Vegan diet.
How many times you can stab the bear after it started attacking you and before it eats you. Since everybody participating on this competition have only one try, it’s a tough record to break.
Some people indeed have successfully killed bears in the past with blades.
Yeah, one of the Heroes of the Alamo – Davy Crockett!
Glock 21, because blades are stupid and shooting twice is just plain silly.
What to do depends on what kind of bear you meet. This is the rule:
If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, say goodnight.
And Bob, if you take a handgun into brown or polar bear territory, be sure to file down the front sight first. That way it’ll hurt less when the bear takes the gun away from you and shoves it up your butt.
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Instructions unclear. I ended up making a vegan omelet consisting only of water.
– BearMan
bears don’t take handguns away from people.
@BearMan, did you use extra distilled water? Regular water has microorganisms that are not part of the plantae kingdom, therefore forbidden on Vegan diet.
@Ursus this is racism! I’m appalled. What about the harmless vegan white bears?
Anyone can tell me what meaning is ” beat the record for pre-death bear stabs which is 12 “?
How many times you can stab the bear after it started attacking you and before it eats you. Since everybody participating on this competition have only one try, it’s a tough record to break.
Carry big club and fight back, Russians know.