During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a mean fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no way around it and some farting is bound to happen. Luckily there’s this helpful farting etiquette guide by the helpful artist Messycow!
You forgot the Dutch oven, in the dark, let out the “silent killer”, then turn on lights, so spouse covers his/her head with cover….
Who does any of this. Just fart. It’s the most human thing there is besides pooping. Grow up.
It’s silly the lengths people will go to make others believe they don’t fart.
But everyone does it – it’s a normal body function.