Me and Mrs Egad have been farting in the spoon position for about 53 years. Early on it used to bother us both – guilt you know – but now we don’t care. Right honey?
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Me and Mrs Egad have been farting in the spoon position for about 53 years. Early on it used to bother us both – guilt you know – but now we don’t care. Right honey?
“YOU DED” said the cat. Hahaha. Brilliant. Cats are so clever and funny.
Real Cats > Cats in Pictures > Drawn Cats > Stupid Dogs > Dog… nevermind. All dogs are stupid. Haha!
– CatMan
I love you CatMan! 😂
Most users here won’t understand as they will be “forever alone”.
I’m never alone
Yeah, you got your 20 cats, we know
Dutch oven !!!
I second your post.
If you do it the “right” way, the fart goes back in before you’re able to release it.
The literal translation from German of an apology for farting is “I take my fart back inside me.”
@Kibosh: Pretty unhealthy!
@Lingam: Says who?
Some female comedian on Netflix said women hold their farts in until the guy leaves on one night stands so they can get a second date.
Get a charcoal mattress and fart in it. Result = stink absorbed + noise muffled.
Pro tip: connect it to a methane tank for free green energy.
You’re gonna have to eat a shit load of sprouts to make the energy worthwhile.