How To Fart When Sharing a Bed (Illustrated Guide)

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  1. Egad September 9, 2018

    Me and Mrs Egad have been farting in the spoon position for about 53 years. Early on it used to bother us both – guilt you know – but now we don’t care. Right honey?

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  2. CatMan September 9, 2018

    “YOU DED” said the cat. Hahaha. Brilliant. Cats are so clever and funny.

    Real Cats > Cats in Pictures > Drawn Cats > Stupid Dogs > Dog… nevermind. All dogs are stupid. Haha!

    – CatMan

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  3. Anonymous September 9, 2018

    I love you CatMan! 😂

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  4. Dat September 9, 2018

    Most users here won’t understand as they will be “forever alone”.

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  5. Weebles Wobble September 9, 2018

    Dutch oven !!!

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  6. Kibosh September 9, 2018

    If you do it the “right” way, the fart goes back in before you’re able to release it.

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    • Lingam September 10, 2018

      The literal translation from German of an apology for farting is “I take my fart back inside me.”

    • Anonymous September 13, 2018

      @Kibosh: Pretty unhealthy!
      @Lingam: Says who?

  7. Netflix commedians never lie. September 10, 2018

    Some female comedian on Netflix said women hold their farts in until the guy leaves on one night stands so they can get a second date.

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  8. Asiago January 10, 2019

    Get a charcoal mattress and fart in it. Result = stink absorbed + noise muffled.
    Pro tip: connect it to a methane tank for free green energy.

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