You’ve Heard Of Brexit, But What It Would Be Called If Other EU Members Decided To Leave?

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Since the UK’s infamous vote to leave the EU in 2016, Brexit has been a stunning failure. Could similar campaigns have gone better with catchier names in other EU countries? Probably not, for reasons that are becoming clearer and clearer. But just in case, the punsters of the internet are parodying Brexit with suggestions for names that the rest of Europe can use if they decide they’ve had enough.

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  1. A few of these are genius.
    Most, however, are just plain dumb.
    Nice try, though.

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  2. and what about
    Greece
    Bulgaria
    Romania
    Slovenia
    Cyprus

    • Slovenia is listed above and I don’t think the other suckers would want to leave the EU.

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  3. Greece – Bye-reece
    Bulgaria – Gone-garia
    Slovenia – GOVenia
    Cyprus – CIOUprus

    When all of the other states leave.. Romania can call themselves EU…

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  4. The majority of EU-citizens wouldn’t want to leave. The benefits of the market and free choice of work and living place no one would want to lose. Crossing borders is carefree – just cross. Paying everywhere with the same money is so easy. Younger people feel more like Europeans than nationalities.
    And 70 years of peace is priceless. Europe never before had such a long period of peace in all it’s history.

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    • You wouldnt believe how many idiots think that without EU they will have more money. I dont know how, but they think it. (Slovakia here)

    • Democratic Brit January 17, 2020

      The majority of EU citizens will never have the chance to leave, their Governments will not allow them to have a say in their future.
      Indeed, none of the EU Citizens have ANY say whatsoever in how the money is spent, in fact the EU accounts have NEVER been audited, because there is so much corruption.
      Citizens of the EU CANNOT vote for the people who actually run the EU, (the Commisioners), because they are appointed by themselves with no democratic oversight by any one in the EU.
      And, who, exactly are the idiots???

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    • The governments vote, the governments that were voted by the citizens. And this is because each country still has sovereignty. Except in the areas which are required to be a EU member. Because there has to be a common ground in this market. It’s a working system. It might be changed in the future. But what many don’t understand is, that if you want a vote in all those things all decisions made in these institutions will be binding in more areas and each member country would lose more sovereignty. This would become more and more like “the United States of Europe”. Those critics are asking for a paradoxon.
      And leaving the EU but still asking for benefits for zero obligation is an effrontery. You want into the club but refuse to pay the fee and to follow the dress code. A real British gentleman would understand that.

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  5. Hermann the Germann January 17, 2020

    Everybody better hope Germany stays to keep paying for the party. But before we leave, kindly pay up the Target 2 deficits. Look it up.

  6. Despite some benefits the EU has become a globalist dictatorship. If the EU had stayed away from politics it would have been great. Country members have now lost their sovereignties at the mercy of the EU empire. What Hitler could not achieve with war the EU did it without bullets.

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    • Wow, what a pile of bull****. The only Hitlers nowadays are found in the east and west of the EU. They are called Vladimir and Donald.
      If the EU wouldn’t be political those barbarians just would have it their way.

  7. Simple people -> simple explanations
    EU complicated -> globalist dictatorship
    If too complicted -> conspiracy theories to explain world
    always the same scheme

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