Existential Crisis Duck Night Lamp


Do you suffer from inability to fall asleep each night because an existential dread overwhelms you? Inflation, wars, the fact that Donald Trump exists… The world around you is full of dangers and problems.Is that’s all there is to life? Just chores and worries until the day we die? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to, and it’s probably an origin story behind existential crisis duck night lamp. It’s a funny lamp with a silicone body which feels soft to the touch and gives out a warm glow which will turn off automatically after 30 minutes so you can drift off peacefully.

Existential crisis duck night lamp.

Thanks to its wireless design you can take this lamp follow you everywhere you go. You can take it with you on a vacation, so you won’t forget how awful the world is even when you try to have fun away from work. Just make sure to turn the duck’s butt away from you, so you don’t have to watch at the X that marks its’ butthole. It may be too distracting and interfere with your ability to fall asleep.

Existential crisis duck night lamp.

Are you currently going to through an existential crisis yourself? Judging by the unhinged comments this site gets, you probably are. If so, please let us know in the comment section below, and don’t forget to mention what triggered it. Was it the mention of Donald Trump at the beginning of this post?

Existential crisis duck night lamp.

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  1. Elon thinks this is a funny joke. As a former verified account who lost their blue checkmark, I know how dangerous this really is. People are going to die.

  2. Old gezzer April 26, 2023

    Whom ever sells these goofy ducks should make a fortune from our over sensitive
    cry baby society. What these people need is a good slap up the side of the head
    every time they whine.

    • You obviously had your good share of slaps on the head back in the day…

    • @old gezzer
      Violence is never the answer.

    • King of the winers loves to be a victim. April 27, 2023

      “The press hates me…”
      “I actually won the election. He cheated!”
      “I can’t handle any debates because they’ll ask me hard questions!”
      “Unfair! That judge hates me.”

    • Wining boomers. The original cancel culture. April 27, 2023

      “Hey, those teletubies are turning kids into gays!”
      “Hey, that Barney dinosaur is going to turn my kid gay! He’s a communist whose plotting to destroy the American family!”
      “Hey, the Dixie Chicks used words I don’t agree with!”
      “Hey, they are showing too much nudity in that movie!”
      “Hey, that guy’s kneeling when he ought to be standing!”
      “Hey, that mermaid (or elf) has the wrong skin color!”

      Conservatives claim to want to live in a free country with free expression and speech, but they don’t act like it. If you don’t like something, change the channel or move on.
      Wanna know why kids these days wine, complain and cancel stuff? -THEY LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

    • World's Worst Dad April 27, 2023

      @Anonymous Right violences is never the answer, it’s always a question.

      Q: Violence? Yes or no?

  3. At least it’s original

  4. Old gezzer April 26, 2023

    Sure did ya’ little whipper snapper. Also had a boot or two up the arse
    when I disrespected people.

  5. Wonky Wanker April 27, 2023

    Most of the people who comment here are complete Nut Jobs! Maybe we should form a CXlub?

  6. Poignant Peter April 27, 2023

    Or maybe a Club?

  7. Wally Wanker April 27, 2023

    I’m no Whipper Snapper. I’m a Whipper Snipper. Watch out for your Ankles!!!

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