“Edible Anus” Is a Company That Makes Chocolate Buttholes, And People Are Actually Buying Them

Edible Anus” preservative-free Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. We however think that it’s bullshit and they do it for the lulz.You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

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17 thoughts on ““Edible Anus” Is a Company That Makes Chocolate Buttholes, And People Are Actually Buying Them”

  1. Now imagine eating that and getting a hair in your mouth. Heh, I know you will delete this comment.

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  2. Turn them over. They taste better.

  3. The cause of the next plague

  4. Come on guys… it’s chocolate. Who cares how it looks as long as it tastes good?
    You can even buy kits to take a mold of a/ your “Willy” and cast it in chocolate – So whats the deal about anus shaped chocolate? XD

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  5. Disgusting.

  6. The perfect gift for your mother in law

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  7. Fecal matter included.

  8. Given them a dark chocolate syrup center and have then squirt when you bite down.

  9. Got a box. Don’t bother. Now I have stained underpants, intestinal parasites, and Hepatitis C.

    1 out of 5 stars because the chocolate is really good.

  10. Wow. This is like THEE most boring site ever now. Where’s all the fisty cuffs?

  11. Where are they? Detaining commie pinko rioters.

  12. For the “50 shades” crowd, they have a pack that also includes gummi gerbils… 🐹

  13. People will buy every sh*t if they can post themselves on social dump grounds.

  14. I don’t want to know where they or how they got the mold for the chocolates

  15. The sight of the chocolate makes me very sick.

  16. Yeah dudes, I agree with nobody 0.2 without doubt

  17. Who gives a crap.

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