“Edible Anus” Is a Company That Makes Chocolate Buttholes, And People Are Actually Buying Them

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Edible Anus” preservative-free Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. We however think that it’s bullshit and they do it for the lulz.You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

"Edible Anus" chocolate candy.

Impressed? Want to join these happy customers? No worries, get some on Amazon.

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  1. Now imagine eating that and getting a hair in your mouth. Heh, I know you will delete this comment.

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  2. Propagandhi June 5, 2020

    Turn them over. They taste better.

  3. Anonymous June 5, 2020

    The cause of the next plague

  4. SweetEater June 6, 2020

    Come on guys… it’s chocolate. Who cares how it looks as long as it tastes good?
    You can even buy kits to take a mold of a/ your “Willy” and cast it in chocolate – So whats the deal about anus shaped chocolate? XD

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  5. Anonymous June 6, 2020

    Disgusting.

  6. The perfect gift for your mother in law

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  7. Anonymous June 6, 2020

    Fecal matter included.

  8. Anonymous June 7, 2020

    Given them a dark chocolate syrup center and have then squirt when you bite down.

  9. Bart Flumpkin June 7, 2020

    Got a box. Don’t bother. Now I have stained underpants, intestinal parasites, and Hepatitis C.

    1 out of 5 stars because the chocolate is really good.

  10. Anonymous June 7, 2020

    Wow. This is like THEE most boring site ever now. Where’s all the fisty cuffs?

    • Officer Barbrady June 7, 2020

      Where are they? Detaining commie pinko rioters.

  11. Anonymous June 7, 2020

    For the “50 shades” crowd, they have a pack that also includes gummi gerbils… 🐹

  12. Anonymous June 9, 2020

    People will buy every sh*t if they can post themselves on social dump grounds.

  13. Anonymous June 12, 2020

    I don’t want to know where they or how they got the mold for the chocolates

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