Eucalyptus Leaves: Survival Tip From Bear Grylls

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Bear Grylls is a British adventurer and former SAS serviceman known for his survival skills and extreme outdoor expeditions. He became famous for his TV series “Man vs. Wild,” where he demonstrated how to survive in various challenging environments. You should really listen to this guy, he knows what he’s talking about. Koalas don’t like him too much, though.

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  1. Looking at his face, it seems that something went terribly wrong.

  2. Do you have a permit for that? March 19, 2023

    I’m sure our WEFian feudal lords would want us to s*** in their forest.

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    • You got nothing better to do than brigade online forums with the “alternate truths” fed to you by your masters? Touch grass.

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  3. Magonaa Har March 19, 2023

    Crapping in a forest or jungle is not only good for the environment, but also
    feeds a multitude of creatures from insects to various reptiles. Wiping your
    butt with leaves or types of grasses is dangerous unless you know for sure
    what species you use, the wrong choice may lead from a simple rash to even
    a most painful death. Use a finger, then wipe the finger with a leaf, the skin on
    your finger is much more resilient than the skin around your burr hole.

    • There is disturbing logic in this.

    • Symphony of Destruction March 19, 2023

      Yet another logical comment in this site. What is happening?!

      Also, some people might have longer nails than strictly necessary, I guess they should take care when wiping this way or, uh, infection and most painful death might happen anyway.

  4. Your friend, Donald March 19, 2023

    Well fellow citizens, I may well be arrested Tuesday for what, I do not know.
    I will be housed in some dark, dank facility full of illegal immigrants. The
    though has shaken me to my bones. If you decide to come out and maybe
    demonstrate, please bring along a donation to help me in this time of need.
    Cash is always nice as it makes it difficult to trace. There are people out there
    as I speak trying to ruin me.
    Remember, Tuesday March 21st, bring cash.

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    • lol lock him up and throw away the key

    • So a corrupt scumbag got elected president? Like that doesn’t happen every four years… yawn 🥱

    • I’ve heard it’s fun driving through demonstrators.

  5. CanadianBottom March 20, 2023

    It looks like he wiped with his face and not the leaves.

  6. As long as people talk about him he has power.

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