I’d change the russian side to:
I’d set the US army side to :
-Start giving lessons to the world
-Invade a country full of oil by promising freedom
-Leave it like a coward
I don’t think the US left because of cowardliness.
Sometimes you have to realize a poor investment and cut your losses. Write that down.
No Russian would drink vodka as shit as absolute
Amercians are so lame :D
Every time this pic comes up the requisite observation must be made;
* Why is vodka from Sweden featured?
At least it still beats Smirnoff.
Then again, to call Smirnoff a wodka..