You Can Now Buy Fishnet Stockings For Your Dog

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We are very sorry to be the site to have to bring this to your attention, but apparently fishnet stockings for dogs is now a thing. Yeah, we’re pretty bummed about it too, but this is just where we are as a society. We’ve hit the point of no return.

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

If you’ve ever felt the need to put some fishnet stockings on your dog (wtf is wrong with you?) but your human pair was too large and they just slipped right off your dog, you’re in luck! Because these tiny fishnet stockings are made just for dogs!

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

We can’t tell if there’s a company actually making stockings for dogs, or their just repurposing fishnet stockings for smaller people and claiming that their for dogs. Either way it’s weird, confusing, and somewhat disturbing. We are not here to tell you that your dog needs fishnet stockings, we’re here just to bring it to your attention so you can decide for yourself. There’ll be no judgement passed… well, maybe a little bit of judgment.

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

The dog fishnet stockings are made from polycarbonate, are black in color, and are meant to just go over the rear end of your dogs. They’ll make a funny Halloween costume for your dog if you choose to use it for that, otherwise if you’re a complete weirdo you can just put your dog into stockings for no reason.

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

Some people buy fishnet stockings for their dogs...

What do you think? Would you put fishnet stockings on your dog? If the answer is YES, you can get them on Amazon (and seek professional help). If the answer is NO, please tell us in comments how dumb and weird this product is.

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  1. Mensplaining May 5, 2021

    Is it from a dating site for Bernie Sanders’ supporters?

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    • Down It Should Be Shut May 6, 2021

      This is an ad for Democrats who have given up on Grinder.

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    • Anonymous May 6, 2021

      Most of those dog butts look like Trump.

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  2. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    Prepare for more stupid “libtard” comments and insults from the cranky boomers that don’t like all the things that the younger generations are doing.

    NOTE- When you live in a free country, people are going to everything possible. That will include all kinds of stupid stuff. These photos are a great example. I wont complain though. Being in a free country means I can do all the crazy stuff I want do do too. #UnitedWeStand

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    • I am surprised to read that the young generation is “doing” something. Never noticed that.

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    • What is that free country? USA became a prison under Trump as we all know. He build a wall to keep people in. Many Americans found refuge in Europe.

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  3. The man downunder May 6, 2021

    Can I get some for me roos and wombats?

  4. All liberals are secretly zoophiles

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  5. Anonymous May 7, 2021

    I saw these when I was in the Middle East. They put them on their favorite female goats. It’s gross but.. there is a reason they bag their women. 🤮

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