It’s a little known (yet true) fact that cows at night turn into demons that steal your soul by staring directly into your eyes. Scroll down to see the proof for yourself!
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It’s a little known (yet true) fact that cows at night turn into demons that steal your soul by staring directly into your eyes. Scroll down to see the proof for yourself!
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They’ll eat you at night
Yes, yes I did know that cows at night look terrifying. When one is out poaching cows, it’s best done at night with a weak flashlight. Watch for the eyes.
Environmental Marxism has made claims that cattle are displacing indigenous species causing species to die off as mankind adapts the environment to service cattle.
Some say this is man’s doing, some say it’s the cattle’s doing.
It’s not mice (as stated in HHGTTG) we must fear, but cattle.
How’d you expect them to look when you stick there flashing at them ?