Dehydrated Water: The Dumbest Thing You Can Buy

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Rehydrating is really important after an intense workout or after a night of heavy boozing. With dehydrated water all you have to do is pop the cap, add water and BOOM, infinite drinks! One 16oz can makes up to infinite gallons. It’s the perfect product for someone who has it all and doesn’t mind wasting money on idiotic stuff. The product is, of course, gluten free, MSG free, and 100% free of all chemicals except the chemicals in the air the can contains.

Dehydrated water in a can.

We suggest several uses for dehydrated water: watering a cactus, VW Bug anti-freeze, dry cleaning, humidifying saunas, filling dry docks, dry mopping floors, making dry ice, dampening dry humor, etc.

Dehydrated water in a can.

This idiotic item is available on Amazon, and comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you’re not 100% completely satisfied, just send them an email, and they will make it right!

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  1. Love a bargain February 24, 2022

    At a bargain price delivered free to your door. For an additional fee we will ship you
    additional containers. Maximin 24 per household. Hurry, we have limited supply.
    Offer ends Dec.13th 2025.

  2. This has been around for years. Can’t you come up with something better, like some Joe Biden memes?

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    • Joe biden has been aroud 70+ years. He’s over-rated

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    • This *IS* a Joe Biden meme: BIDEN IS THE DUMBEST THING AMERICANS EVER BOUGHT

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    • The right can’t meme. Conservatives lack creativity – by definition.

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    • Just telling yourself that while we make the world laugh at you over and over and over..

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  3. Dehydrated water.
    Take 1 pint dehydrated water and add 1 pint regular water.
    Makes a quart.

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    • Can looks like 1/2 pint. Can you redo the math so us dumb folk can
      understand how much of these rather fancy waters to use.

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  4. Known by the state of california to cause cancer…

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  5. It will be a hot item if you make it injectable and marketed as “live-saving”.

    • Dihydrogen Monoxide. It’s actually an ingredient of the vaccine. Better keep away, antivaxxers.

  6. $40 for a gag gift? Jokes on you, amigo.

    • Yes.. the world has been watching Canada Thrive, or more accurately, watching authoritarian Marxism thrive. Trudeau showed who, or rather what he truly is. As Forbes magazine stated, “No company can be seen supporting this type of tyrannical Government in North America”. People speak with their wallets. Unless your Canadian, then you have to ask permission from Supreme Leader Socks Trudeau to use your own money. Thrive on.

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  7. Sell Fast/Don’t buy orders placed on Imperial Oil, Suncor Energy, BCE Inc, Canadian National Railway.. and a few more. Canadian companies are now what they call “Toxic Investments” and the major Banks are unable to cover the amount of requested withdrawals and transfers. Trudeau may have financially destroyed his own country, on purpose because he had to know this would happen. He can’t be this stupid, right… Right..

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    • fake news *yawn* Canada thrives while 4 years of Republican regime basicly ruined the US. Financially and socially.

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  8. Can and is.

  9. might as well by NFT’s

  10. I bought some, it is great. I don”t know what all the previous comments are even about.

    So far i have added it to soups, vitamin water, milkshakes, protein shakes, my morning cereal, margaritas, and even my laundry machine. It”s literally the best product ever.

    I also really like it because it is made in America! You can tell by the quality.

    I will definitely be ordering more… I only wish it came in bulk, but I’m sure the shipping cost on all that weight would be a fortune… ah well one can dream

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