The Sad Truth About Wishing Upon a Star

Isn’t Astronomy fascinating? You can learn so much about the universe around you! For example that your life is meaningless in the grand scheme of things and that your dreams are as dead as stars that you see in the night sky.

When you wish upon a star… you're actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

16 thoughts on “The Sad Truth About Wishing Upon a Star”

  1. Luckily my dreams are undead. 🧟‍♂️

  2. Good thing my dreams are of death and destruction.

  3. I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair.

  4. If the star is a few million light years away it won’t be bright enough to see with the naked eye or even a moderate sized telescope.

  5. Had a dream that Trump was bamboozled by a slicker thief than

  6. He made the Pleiades and Orion; He turns the shadow of death into morning And makes the day dark as night; He calls for the waters of the sea And pours them out on the face of the earth; The Lord is His name.

  7. Most visible stars are closer than you think. Some of them are only 5000 light years away.

  8. Only. Better take a lunch box with you.

  9. The Alpha Centari is less than 4.25 lightyear away. Wolf 359–where the Borg Cube laid waste to a Federation fleet of 39 starships–is 7.43 lightyears away.

  10. *flashbacks*

  11. The nerds sure came out of hiding to show us they’re still alive
    and doing well. Their odd imaginations into makeup worlds shows
    just how geeky they really are.

  12. The green eyed envy monster (it’s real) will eat you up. Nerds came up with everything you depend on in this modern age even the idea of you walking upright.

  13. He’s just envy nerds make all money

  14. I must say I make a decent amount each month. Yes, I’ve always been a nerd.

  15. Pedantic bastards.

  16. Says the guy who doesn’t even know who his real Daddy is.

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