Hello Debbie? It’s Me! The Lord!

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Listen... You need to stop telling everyone that your health is in my hands. You're going to have to wash your hands and quarantine with everyone else, ok?

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  1. Idiot: “I don’t need a mask. Jesus will keep me from harm!”

    Person: “Oh. Well, why the gun, then?”

    Idiot: “ARE YOU CRAZY? I HAVE TO PROTECT MYSELF”

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  2. “WE NEED TO OPEN UP THE COUNTRY! THE ECONOMY! PEOPLE NEED THEIR JOBS BACK!”

    ok, then wear a mask. It will save lives and help us open up the country to bring the economy back. People will get their jobs back.

    “THAT’S TYRANY! THE GOV’MENT CANT FORCE ME TO DO SOMETHING. EVEN IF IT’S GOOD FOR ME AND THE COUNTRY!”

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    • Spread the word, not the virus. May 15, 2020

      Americans have freedom.
      Though it has nothing to do with freedom.
      Those people are just irresponsible idiots.
      The masks are to protect others from your potential infection. If you are not immune and don’t wear a mask you are a potential killer.
      Like a possibly rabid dog. And what do we do with rabid dogs?

    • Anonymous May 15, 2020

      They used to call themselves pro-life. That label doesn’t seem to fit anymore. Kind of like ‘values voter’.

    • Here's an idea... May 16, 2020

      You can make facemasks of all types.

      Why not make a MAGA facemask? How about one that looks like a flag? ( patriotic? It is something good you can do for your country.) Or you could make a black one that makes you look like a hard ass…Skull and crossbones maybe? I bet there are all types on the internet right now.

      Give it a try. Nothing to worry about. it wont hurt.

  3. Mommy Can I go to the park now? May 17, 2020

    Science and the Data show us that Sweden and the US state should be dying where they stand, with zombie herds roaming the plains devouring the brains of the inhabitants.

  4. You need to stop watching CNN. There have Always been and will always be pandemics. Welcome to life on earth. How is it that there are 10 million baby murders and no one says a word, but a few thousand old/sick people die and it’s pandemonium. Get over yourselves, quit being lazy and get back to work.

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    • Anonymous May 18, 2020

      Fighting pandemics is also part of life on earth. Get over yourself, quit being egoistic and care about your neighbours. Over 100,000 have died already, and your “plan” is to add an extra digit.

    • Anonymous May 18, 2020

      Get over ourselves? You’re the only one talking about CNN or being lazy.

      This post is about wearing masks. You should do it too, and we can all get back to work faster.

    • Anonymous May 18, 2020

      Uhhhhh…. actually, it says washing hands and quarantine.

  5. 1968 regional flu killed 100,000 in US and 1 million worldwide. No shutdown. Data avialable on CDC website.

    • Anonymous May 18, 2020

      The current virus killed 100,000 in US with a shutdown. You do the maths of what would have happened without a shutdown.

    • Anonymous May 18, 2020

      We’re at 90,000 and counting, in just over TWO MONTHS with a shutdown! Our annual total is going to be ugly, especially if half the country refuses to wear facemasks and hangs out in large groups.

    • Analysator May 18, 2020

      Numbers don’t count for rightards. Feelings ans paranoia are more important than facts. As long it’s their own.

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