No more guessing and wondering! Finally you can find out how much of a dad you really are! Each checked box gives you 1 point. Let us know in the comments how many points out of 20 you got!
16 /20. My kids were grown before I owned a stud finder or extended warranties were invented, horses were commonplace, and I left all my friends behind in the old country before I became a dad.
That’s me for the last 57 years.
Guilty. All of them.
You forgot, “Who farted, was that me?”
No Pull my finger
110%
you think money grows on trees?
I own 7 pairs of reading glasses.
“Some dirty bastard just farted into my jeans”
16 /20. My kids were grown before I owned a stud finder or extended warranties were invented, horses were commonplace, and I left all my friends behind in the old country before I became a dad.