Cthulhu Turkey Is a Weird American Dish: It’s a Turkey Stuffed With Octopus

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Americans are strange. They cook and eat the weirdest things. This time it’s an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, sitting on top of crab legs, and garnished with bacon strips. This monstrous Thanksgiving dish was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos, and honestly… it looks like a crime against culinary art.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

Cthulhu turkey Thanksgiving dish.

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  1. Umm…

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  2. That’s really disgusting!

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  3. I agree with Ed. Nasty, dry old turkey!

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  4. The people who make these also voted for Trump.

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  5. ChickensVegesMan January 25, 2021

    Well somebody just had to mention Trump. Is he linked to everything completely Stupid.

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    • EchoFoxtrot January 26, 2021

      Well liberals do LOVE to talk about him, and they are the source of all stupidity.

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    • EchoFoxtrot January 26, 2021

      Correction. HE ist the source of all stupidity. And I LOVE him for that.

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  6. No. Just no. I’m not eatin that

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  7. Jürgen Halberstadt January 25, 2021

    Should have listened to their mother…. Stop playing with your food.

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    • fried, rich Nietzsche March 7, 2021

      When you play with your food…your food plays also with you.

  8. Better stop eating octopus. When the mother ship finally gets here they’re going to be super angry.

  9. EchoFoxtrot January 26, 2021

    Well liberals do LOVE to talk about him, and they are the source of all stupidity.

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    • EchoFoxtrot January 26, 2021

      Correction. HE ist the source of all stupidity. And I LOVE him for that.
      And me too. Doublepost.

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