Skull-Shaped Vodka Bottle Gets Facial Reconstruction by Forensic Artist

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Forensic artist Nigel Cockerton from Scotland took an empty skull-shaped bottle of high-end Crystal Head Vodka and reconstructed a face – much like he would have with an actual skull. Nigel thankfully took a series of photos documenting the step-by-step process from empty bottle to quite creepy reconstructed face. Scroll down to check out the result!

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

Facial reconstruction of a skull-shaped vodka bottle.

As you can see the result is one very happy person with a mad smile. Although we imagine anyone might look a little peculiar if their head was filled with vodka.

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  1. For a moment it looked like Gollum!

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  2. At the time of shooting, it was an airhead.

  3. Anonymous June 16, 2021

    Speaking of airhead, when are we going to see some Biden memes?

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    • Anonymous June 16, 2021

      He’s not as stupid as Trump. So, less memes. Logical.

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    • Anonymous June 17, 2021

      But he IS a borderline intellect.

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    • No Biden or Satire of the Left allowed on this site. To bad because Biden just embarrassed the US on the global stage. Stumbling around like he was an old man with dementia, which he is. At least Trump could finish a complete sentence. Love him or hate him they are just opening the door wider for Trump 2024. And they won’t beable to steal this one.

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    • Biden made a great impression on his first tour. Capeable president and true statesman. Maybe he’s old old, but not deranged like his predesessor who is still making the USA a laughing stock for not being in prison or an institution for the mentally ill.

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    • You must not mock the Glorious Leader(tm). Or he will unleash the green hair brigade to cancel your soul.

    • Anonymous June 19, 2021

      Trump has an army of clowns? … Makes sense though. He shows all symptoms of a Batman villain.

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  4. Anonymous June 17, 2021

    It’s Florida Man!!!

  5. Trained BLM Marxist with 4 homes June 17, 2021

    inclusion diversity equity and bi-POC intersectionality demands that this birthing person represented by vodka bottle be presented as a POC. This is racist and we demand to know this abomination’s location so we may smash it.

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    • Anonymous June 17, 2021

      Your comment shows you have no clue what you are talking about.

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  6. Anonymous June 17, 2021

    Yes, I’m sure Canadians love Biden the kid sniffer. They are used to creepy people governing them, (see Justine Pierre Trudeau Castro for further laughs).

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    • Anonymous June 18, 2021

      Go see a shrink about your Canada Derangement Syndrome.

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  7. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    Just trying to keep up with the constant US bashing. You can dish it out but you can’t take it.. sad.

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    • Anonymous June 18, 2021

      And you calling your president a demented kid sniffer is not US bashing?

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    • Anonymous June 19, 2021

      Just destroying the US from the inside. That’s why Putin made Trump president in 2016. He failed 2020.

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  8. Anonymous June 21, 2021

    TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!

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    • SillyKiwiMan June 21, 2021

      That you, Putin?

      Drumpf supporters come in two flavours:

      1. Those willing to vote for someone they know is vile and will damage the country by further marginalising the vulnerable.

      2. Those being taken advantage of by the first group, but who are too stupid and full of hatred & fear to realise.

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    • Anonymous June 21, 2021

      So the US history ends in 2026. Let’s see who gets the spoils.

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