This Twitter Account Shows The Worst Crimes Against Food

There are plenty of horribly looking food items out there: in supermarkets, restaurants, and at people’s homes after they dreamed up some wacky recipe. There’s also a whole Twitter account dedicated to the bad, the ugly, and downright f***ed up food. Not only does it serve as a source of entertainment, but also as a confidence boost that might make you feel like a real chef. Scroll down to see the worst examples!

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23 thoughts on “This Twitter Account Shows The Worst Crimes Against Food”

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  2. ¿WTF?

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  3. Thanks Donald.
    Looking forward to your next Presidential run.

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  4. I see no food in these pictures. What is this thread about?

  5. Running from justice.

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  6. It’s pictures of toxic waste.

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  7. Sees “food”. Doubles over. Vomits.

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  8. I’d eat a few of them. I’ve probably had worse.

  9. 1: YUCK.

    2: “IT’S A TRAP!” – probably from Hawa’ii or Guam, sadly.

    3: I’d try that, once.

    4: Might not be so bad, but it might be too ‘heavy’ to be bearable.

    5: Hell, why not? Seems like more of a show-piece, though.

    6: Ah, a ‘Roach-Coach Special!” I’ve probably had a few things like this in my time; in no hurry for more.

    7: Who the hell thought “chicken and waffles” was a good combination to start with??? Can’t be any worse, I suppose.

    8: This is an abomination. I hope an angry samurai shows up to wherever-this-is and shuts it all down at swordpoint.

    9: I’ve had peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches that weren’t bad, but…pie? I guess I’d try a slice, no promises I’d finish.

    10: I’m just amazed they’re displaying that on their shelves; it *can’t* be good for business!

    11: This must be staged BS, it’s gotta be…right???

    12: I would’ve been grateful for this at the Siege of Leningrad…but that’s about it.

    13: I don’t care if you DO like brisket, this is just gross.

    14: This *might* be edible, but mostly it’s just pathetic.

    15: Resourceful, and high marks for presentation! I’d try it.

    16: Ew. Not necessary. Pickles really belong with other savory things.

    17: EWWWW NO! Pity any poor bastard who’d have to subsist on such a thing.

    18: Heyhey, how much more Japanese can you get!?! I’d try this in a heartbeat.

    19: What kind of pitiful soul long-since forsaken by god and man is the target audience for THIS…?

    20: Why eat it when I could force-feed it to a vampire?!?

    21: Sweet Sue, you horrible monster. The fact that I can imagine it jiggling as it’s shaken out of the can, and the *plop* noise it makes when it finally comes out, does not help.

  10. 3rd world country

  11. Lock him up and feed him that stuff. Donald loves it.

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  12. #1 is food to take when trecking with backpack. bad choice as you carry tons of water. and a can.
    surprise it is from Germany.

  13. Oh. Nothing beats chile and macaroni with a dab of peanut butter mixed in.
    Not chunky, though.

  14. I now have anxiety.

  15. I’d only eat the Jesus pizza

  16. Reply to this post or your pet will be run over and killed within 5 days.

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  17. Have actually had the canned chicken while camping, the flavor is similar to the chopped up chicken in a tuna can sized container. And it was much better than that dead thing we found on the forest floor.

  18. Ah, the taste of chlorine in the morning.

  19. That awful scratching you hear in your head is just a MAGAt trying to eat her way out – best get that hat ready for the big reveal

  20. Honest? Crap, I blew it again

  21. And the half blind, close to death stoned dude ‘Joe B’ seems to be a really stable and reliable leader…

  22. You should really get help for your TDS. You seem like you have an unhealthy obsession with Donald trump.

  23. I kinda like that spaghetti-doughnut thing.

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