This Twitter Account Shows The Worst Crimes Against Food

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There are plenty of horribly looking food items out there: in supermarkets, restaurants, and at people’s homes after they dreamed up some wacky recipe. There’s also a whole Twitter account dedicated to the bad, the ugly, and downright f***ed up food. Not only does it serve as a source of entertainment, but also as a confidence boost that might make you feel like a real chef. Scroll down to see the worst examples!

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  2. I see no food in these pictures. What is this thread about?

  3. Sees “food”. Doubles over. Vomits.

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  4. I’d eat a few of them. I’ve probably had worse.

  5. 1: YUCK.

    2: “IT’S A TRAP!” – probably from Hawa’ii or Guam, sadly.

    3: I’d try that, once.

    4: Might not be so bad, but it might be too ‘heavy’ to be bearable.

    5: Hell, why not? Seems like more of a show-piece, though.

    6: Ah, a ‘Roach-Coach Special!” I’ve probably had a few things like this in my time; in no hurry for more.

    7: Who the hell thought “chicken and waffles” was a good combination to start with??? Can’t be any worse, I suppose.

    8: This is an abomination. I hope an angry samurai shows up to wherever-this-is and shuts it all down at swordpoint.

    9: I’ve had peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches that weren’t bad, but…pie? I guess I’d try a slice, no promises I’d finish.

    10: I’m just amazed they’re displaying that on their shelves; it *can’t* be good for business!

    11: This must be staged BS, it’s gotta be…right???

    12: I would’ve been grateful for this at the Siege of Leningrad…but that’s about it.

    13: I don’t care if you DO like brisket, this is just gross.

    14: This *might* be edible, but mostly it’s just pathetic.

    15: Resourceful, and high marks for presentation! I’d try it.

    16: Ew. Not necessary. Pickles really belong with other savory things.

    17: EWWWW NO! Pity any poor bastard who’d have to subsist on such a thing.

    18: Heyhey, how much more Japanese can you get!?! I’d try this in a heartbeat.

    19: What kind of pitiful soul long-since forsaken by god and man is the target audience for THIS…?

    20: Why eat it when I could force-feed it to a vampire?!?

    21: Sweet Sue, you horrible monster. The fact that I can imagine it jiggling as it’s shaken out of the can, and the *plop* noise it makes when it finally comes out, does not help.

    • #1 is food to take when trecking with backpack. bad choice as you carry tons of water. and a can.
      surprise it is from Germany.

  6. I now have anxiety.

  7. I’d only eat the Jesus pizza

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  9. Daniel (out in the) Boonies September 21, 2022

    Have actually had the canned chicken while camping, the flavor is similar to the chopped up chicken in a tuna can sized container. And it was much better than that dead thing we found on the forest floor.

  10. I kinda like that spaghetti-doughnut thing.

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