He Loves You

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Christian logic: love him back or be tortured forever. Sounds reasonable, right? Wrong.

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  1. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    So Jesus is a progressive?

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    • William S. May 7, 2021

      Jesus was progress but never a progressive. The Left only is lying when they claim to spread his message.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      He never existed though.

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  2. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    You libs are so predictable it’s funny. You don’t have Trump to kick around anymore. Obviously senile, lifetime plagiarist, ventriloquist dummy Biden is off limits. So now you pick on Jesus, once again proving that you think all conservatives are religious nuts. I and most conservatives I know aren’t religious at all, but that doesn’t fit in with for your bigoted mind set.
    By the way… why don’t you make fun of the Prophet Muhammad??? Oh….That’s right!!! Deep down you libs are gutless cowards!

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    • ^^^^ Very verbose way of saying “my butt hurts”.

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    • SillyKiwiMan May 6, 2021

      I don’t think all you conservatives are religious nuts.

      I think you’re stupid, selfish and ignorant.

      I also despise and mock Islam as well as every other religion. What gets posted here is up to the people running the website (you know, that whole “private business” thing you pretend to respect when it suits you).

      I also still have Drumpf to mock. He is still a childish, narcissistic idiot worshipped by the stupidest people who have ever polluted the gene pool. His idiocy hasn’t gone away just because he was thoroughly trounced in the election.

      Go back to your little hole. I’m eternally grateful that I don’t live in the ‘Murica, home of fewer freedoms than almost any other country

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    • Conservatives call liberals “snowflakes”, right? It is also known that conservatives have a very thin skin. So everytime a snowflake hits them they howl in pain.

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    • Agnostic May 6, 2021

      “I’m not religious, now stop picking on Jesus!”

      BTW, you are the only one bringing politics into this. The post is making fun of Christianity, not republicans.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      >> I’m eternally grateful that I don’t live in the ‘Murica

      So are we ‘Muricans.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      If Muricans would only stay at home. But they keep bombing other people and stealing their resources. Terror regime.

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  3. Confused_facts May 7, 2021

    It would be nice to have some accurate attempts at religious humour.

    Sadly, this isn’t and just perpetuates ignorant understanding of very basic Christian concepts.

    To be clear, at no point anywhere is there anything that claims people will endure any kind of punishment for not loving God back.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      Ask a Baptist. I don’t think they would agree.

      That’s a thing that makes religion frustrating. People can’t even agree what the bible means. (“Judge thy neighbor” isn’t in there, but plenty of people act like it is.)

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  4. Anonymous May 7, 2021

    Now Islam ☪️. Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      Maybe muslims are just boring. Maybe slobbering Christians are much more fun. Because people in the west are supposed to be reational atheists by now. Muslims are a little bit behind.

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  5. anteater May 7, 2021

    Why is Middle Eastern guy Jesus depicted as a Caucasian white male, standing there with Middle Eastern kids, three out of them being so white that their ancestors must have lived north of 45° North for a couple of thousand years? It is actually more likely that Jesus was black than as white as depicted. Can’t Christians deal with the fact, that their religion hails from the Middle East and not from Norway or Sweden?

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  6. Anonymous May 7, 2021

    It says in the koran that Muhammad was white so…. maybe you need to read up. It also says he flew to the moon. Haha. Great story! Should be a movie.

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    • Anonymous May 7, 2021

      That’s just as likely as the story of Noah.

      Maybe more likely really. One “Super man” flying to the moon sounds more probably than having every species on earth fit into a boat and somehow reproduce to normal populations without eating. (Lions can’t eat till generations of wildebeest have thrived. ) They all have to walk back to the correct continents etc, etc.

    • The story of Noah is much older than the bible. Old Mesopotamia, Gilgamesh and such. As is that of Jesus. It’s basicly a 1to1 copy of the Horus story.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter May 8, 2021

      Holy Plagiatorius! :-)

  7. Supreme base 4 programmer. Who has children that likes to knock over legos. May 8, 2021

    You know what your god demands of you. It’s programmed in your DNA.

  8. Anonymous May 10, 2021

    “Submit to my will, or I KEEEEL YOU!” – Mohammed, the UR-LEFTIST

  9. Anonymous May 10, 2021

    “It’s religion we’re mocking! It’s only ‘political’ when WE say it is!” – Leftists In Denial

    • Anonymous May 10, 2021

      It’s the right that makes religion their political agenda. Always has been. Nice try though.

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  10. Anonymous May 11, 2021

    Jesus was a Socialist

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