When Canadians Hear Mean Jokes About Them

Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian... I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.

12 thoughts on “When Canadians Hear Mean Jokes About Them”

  1. Being Canadian is difficult especially when travelling out of country. If people
    expect me to hold doors for them, or make apologies for farting in public they
    are in for a bit of disappointment. I will try to get along, but will not suck up nor
    make lame excuses for my behaviour. I, of course, will modify this behaviour
    to get laid, hell I’ll even be a big suck up for suck a treat.

  2. How many weeks (or is it months) do you have to wait for that feelings check?

  3. I don’t think you know the definition of “free”.

  4. F J T

  5. People in the USA are the most sensitive. They get provoked instantly. That’s a fact.

  6. Canadians are so polite, what a load of bull s#$&. Was in Toronto for
    a company seminar, and spent 4 working days around the most ignorant
    hotel staff I have ever seen. From poor service in the restaurant to even
    worse service in the bar. These staff members were aggressive towards
    you for tips. They remember you from the day before, and if you didn’t
    leave them a 25% or better tip, they would ignore your table.
    Making a complaint feel on deaf ears. The cab ride to the airport was
    horrible, the cabby was speeding, tailgating, and jumping lanes.
    Told him at the airport he wasn’t getting a tip, he went ballistic. Never
    will I go to Canada again.

  7. Don’t slam the door on your way out.

  8. Neither do Americans. They are slaves. Canadians rank higher on the international freedom list by far.

  9. Primitive cultures always do. Look at all that clusterf*ck in the Near East. Americans are the same.

  10. Sounds like Canda won. Again. America defeated like 1812.

  11. If you meet an a**hole in the morning, you meet an a**hole.
    If you meet a**holes all day, YOU are the a**hole.

  12. Free??????
    In Canada, Medical is only “Free” for lazy, Unemployed Liberals. 10% of everything I earn is taken to pay medical for lazy do-nothing people.

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