Body Count Meme: I Slept With Three Guys Before I Met You

That’s insane, her body count must be through the roof. At this pace, the total number is probably is close to a thousand.

I slept with three guys before I met you. Wow, I was only 20 minutes late...

15 thoughts on “Body Count Meme: I Slept With Three Guys Before I Met You”

  1. I showered with my dad at 12, way before I met you.

  2. Sounds like you miss the good old days.

  3. …and my brother is banging my other deceased brother’s widow and hanging out naked with our niece while doing crack.

  4. Please do not share your fantasies here, this is a humor site. Try True Confessions, I’m Going To Die Alone or maybe NAMBLA.

  5. And if he doesn’t like it, he’s just a misogynist.

  6. Every thing Ashley stated is verifiably true. Sorry Biden cult members. You’re guy is a proven pedo. His own daughter outed him in her verified diary. Which is real. Just as the laptop was. But hey, he’s your guy right.

  7. Filthy hussie

  8. People who post political comments on eatliver are mostly closet homosexuals. Are you one of them? Then remember to ask yourself every time you post a political comment: “Am I gay?”

  9. Regarding political comments,
    Way to uncloset yourself. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  10. @Regarding political comments
    I don’t know about EatLiver, but definitely CSPAN, MSNBC, and CNN.

  11. I’m all for let’s go Brandon, but the anons have a point. Politics ruin comedy

  12. People who make the same comment on several different posts just to be heard, are really pathetic!

  13. Now that Biden has @$&! The bed on his re-election, political comments aren’t as fun anymore I guess. Sore losers are lame.

  14. You’re not that lame dude, don’t be so hard on yourself!

  15. Conservatives can’t do fun.

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