You can trust the Earth to be around tomorrow, because if it isn’t you won’t be around to care.
Why are americans so afraid of food?
Because they have an allergic reaction to it. They balloon up to enormous sizes when they eat food.
Mexicans are fatter n us
It’s a weird part of the psyche.
Many times I ate loads of high calorie stuff and “only noticed” when I was finished.
Surely you’re supposed to eat a whole pizza, that’s why it’s just the right size.