Balenciaga Stiletto Crocs Are Coming Soon!

We regret to inform you that Crocs is at it again. It seems that the humanity is indeed doomed, because Balenciaga and Crocs have teamed up for Balenciaga’s Spring 2022 collection, debuting unique stiletto clogs, coming in various colors like green, grey, and black.

High-heel Crocs are real!

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. All the comfort of a Croc, immediately erased with the addition of a stiletto heel. Balenciaga and Crocs have made a comfortable unattractive shoe but erased the comfort aspect. What a triumph of idiocy and anti-utilitarianism!

High-heel Crocs are real!

Unless… are these shoes really a complex sartorial metaphor for late stage capitalism? Or for the diametrically opposed demands of high fashion and comfy self care? Are these stiletto Crocs an indictment of modern feminism and #GirlBoss culture (cozy in the front, business bitch in the back)? Or are they just ugly shoes designed for audience backlash and clickbait? The world may never know.

High-heel Crocs are real!

Let us know your thoughts in the comments and starting saving some money, because we are 100% sure that this crime against fashion won’t be cheap. As a matter of fact the the rumour has it that price is expected to be around $1000.

5 thoughts on “Balenciaga Stiletto Crocs Are Coming Soon!”

  1. They will be desired by shallow narcissistic people who who can’t survive without attention. The good thing is, they look like they will also be good for breaking a few ankles, which could provide some laughs at their expense.

  2. So these must be perfect for you. Congratulations.

  3. Isn’t that how Winston Churchill’s mum died?

  4. For when you have to get all gussied up and go to Walmart

  5. This be 2030 high heel

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