Being an adult is hard. Someone clearly agrees with us, because there is a company that makes merit badges for grown-ups. They’re essentially completion badges for pretty normal daily tasks, but they will help you feel a little bit more accomplished. Some of the merit badges for adults include putting on pants, eating a vegetable, watching just 1 Netflix episode, flossing teeth, and more.
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And for the potus: passed a day without lying.
Sorry, he hasn’t earned that badge yet . . .
The only way to achieve this would be through a coma for 24 hours.
Name one lie.
Have you forgotten the perfect call already?
Google the Washington Post for a list of 15000+ lies.
Remembered to wipe my bottom (‿!‿)
These are the bullshit that participation trophy ****** grow up to say.
Didn’t make everything political
Make as much as you can be about your religious freedom
about every thing political.
Your religions suck.
yeah…., this is what you get if the youth who won participation medals for everything starts to adult
Where’s the ‘Went a day without getting offended/triggered’ badge?