These are great!! Some good puns here.
Hear about the mushroom that won gold at the olympics?
He was a champignon to his people.
I thought it was a booger, but it’s snot.
waist of time
also didt get the chinese one, i would appreciate some explanations
ok, got it, never mind
Care to share?
because How(Hao) Long is a chinese name.
I thought it was actually kind of funny…
but trains dont chew
My name is “How Long”.
I am of Chinese descent.
Therefore, How Long is a Chinese name.
some time ago people actually use brick chips to brush teeth