EU & USA In Nearest Future


Couple waiting to hear from waiter on results of background checks prior to receiving cutlery.


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  1. Stop crying, no one’s coming to take your stupid guns away.

  2. Midnight trucker Bob April 15, 2018

    It’s Londonstan, not the USA and EU.

    But how can you talk about stupid Londonstan when Art Bell is dead?

    Let’s have a moment of silence for Art Bell……..

    • True. UK isn’t EU anymore – soon. It will be a new US state.

    • Art's Alien Momma April 15, 2018

      You will like NASCAR instead of suckerball as our 51st state. Do we have to take The Queen too?

    • Cogito sum April 16, 2018

      @EUro :

      You mean it wasn’t already for the last 3 decades-something….

    • I don’t know what we in the EU should do with your lame car races. And I doubt the British will like it. But yes, you have to take the Queen too. Overall a better choice than King Trump, no doubt.

  3. Sporks for prosperity April 15, 2018

    Plastic sporks will save us.

  4. This won’t happen in the US because I have complete confidence in Trump to solve these kind of problems!

    • Oops, wrong screen name.

    • Khan's furry goat, Matilda April 15, 2018

      This is more of a Khan job. I think Londonstanners appreciate the great job he’s doing. I am personally for to removing access to pointy objects if it makes Londonstanners safer.

    • Hand off my hat!

    • I see. Next time post under your own screen name, Dumbo.

  5. Political nonsense

  6. Homeless vagrant April 16, 2018

    globalists thank you for focusing on anything but them and their agenda.

  7. Homeless vagrant April 16, 2018

    They are killing us. Don’t tell them it’s ok

  8. Yeah Diversity!!! April 16, 2018

    London ,on the CUTTING edge of DIVERSITY.

  9. MP from Londonstan April 16, 2018

    Me? I blame the UK Cutlery Association. Until they are brought to heel these attacks will continue. For the safety of our children this terrorist organization must be outlawed.

  10. Only the pussy British will allow this to happen.

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