Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
I was told the Jan. 20th committee has cancelled their Wednesday
shit show. They know they are just telling conspiracy clap trap. They
tried to say a hurricane in Florida had them do this. How ridiculous;
Florida is thousands of miles from Washington.
My old pal Roger S is being picked on again, how many times will I
have to reprieve this poor soul?
Supper time, my chef is preparing me a big fat juicy beef streak with
a small side of mushrooms and prawns, tummies gotta go.
You should train your tummy for prison food.
Whom ever invented auto correct should have his
ballon kicked. Damn, should read balls kicked.
LICK HIM UP!
TOP THE SQUEAL!
AMERICAN HICKORY. SAD STORY!
PISS ON HIM!
…uhm PITY ON HIM!
Millennial resignation letter…